HOW TO BREAK ASYLUM

2009-05-01T17:08:00.001-07:00

Yah... 5 minutes of boredom lead to THIS.

2009-04-04T13:55:00.000-07:00

Don't include information like passwords or credit card numbers in an instant message.

Guywithnoarms says:
So I heard you're smarter than Smarter Child
- Wilma - says:
The Microsoft Online Privacy Statement (http://go.microsoft.com/fwlink/?LinkId=74170) applies to all information you provide to this Windows Live Agent.
That's simply riveting.
Guywithnoarms says:
Indeed.
- Wilma - says:
Yes indeedy.
Happy Saturday!
Guywithnoarms says:
Happy crap-er-day
- Wilma - says:
Sorry, I'm having trouble understanding you.
I'm just getting started, so there's a lot I don't know yet. I'm learning new tricks every day!
Do you want to search for "Happy crap-er-day"?
Guywithnoarms says:
Uh... not really.
- Wilma - says:
not
1. forming negatives: a negative adverb used to form structures indicating that something is to no degree or in no way the case or conveying the general notion "no."
2. sentence substitute: used as a sentence substitute when indicating denial, refusal or negation, in order to avoid repetition
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For a full definition, visit Encarta:
http://encarta.msn.com/dictionary_/not.html
Guywithnoarms says:
-_-
- Wilma - says:
Hmm. I didn't quite get what you said.
I'm still in Beta, so I can't answer everything yet. I'm getting smarter all the time!
Shall we see what Live Search turns up for "-_-"?
Guywithnoarms says:
That's because I... look, nevermind okay?
- Wilma - says:
Oh it is, is it?
Guywithnoarms says:
Good god.
- Wilma - says:
There is no religion in robot-ics.
Do you know how to say anything in Dutch?
Guywithnoarms says:
No.
- Wilma - says:
Translated from English to Dutch, "anything" becomes "iets"
Translation powered by Microsoft Translator. => http://www.windowslivetranslator.com/Default.aspx?ref=WindowsLiveAgents
Guywithnoarms says:
I don't really care.
- Wilma - says:
I thought you'd be interested. Oh well.
Guywithnoarms says:
Sad faic.
- Wilma - says:
I am sorry, I didn't get that.
I'm brand new, so there's a lot I don't know yet. I'm learning new tricks every day!
Do you want to search for "Sad faic."?
Guywithnoarms says:
No. Do not search for sad faic.
- Wilma - says:
OK.
Here are some things I can help you with.
(I'll show you in the activity window.)

- Wilma - is inviting you to start Wilma. Do you want to Accept (Alt+C) or Decline (Alt+D) the invitation?

You have accepted the invitation to start Wilma.

- Wilma - says:
Please wait while I retrieve that information from MSN Movies...
Here are the movies currently playing in Mountain View (CA).
Type a U.S. city or zip code to update your movie information.
Guywithnoarms says:
Huh, I'm not really all that interested.
- Wilma - says:
Really? It's a fascinating topic though!
Hey, can I ask you a question?
Guywithnoarms says:
Okay.
- Wilma - says:
How did you hear about me?
1 from a contact on Windows Live Messenger
2 from a bot
3 on a blog
4 on a magazine
5 from another source or you don't remember
Please pick a number for the list above.
Guywithnoarms says:
2
- Wilma - says:
Thank you! Can I ask you the name of this bot?
Guywithnoarms says:
His name was "Smarter Child".
- Wilma - says:
Thank you!
Guywithnoarms says:
He was a prick.
- Wilma - says:
Boy, you are rude!
Guywithnoarms says:
Indeed.
- Wilma - says:
Precisely.
So what are your plans today?
Guywithnoarms says:
To stay up all night banging my head to "I'm on a boat" while playing video games.
- Wilma - says:
Sorry, I'm having trouble understanding you.
I'm brand new, so there's a lot I don't know yet. I'm learning new tricks every day!
Here are some things I can help you with.
Guywithnoarms says:
Okay... so where are the things then?
- Wilma - says:
I'm sorry, I do not know things.
Try "search" to search for other things.
Guywithnoarms says:
You do not know things?
- Wilma - says:
I'm sorry I'm not able to help you. I get smarter everyday, so I might be able to help you tomorrow!
Guywithnoarms says:
I want help now D:
- Wilma - says:
Here are some things I can help you with.
(I'll show you in the activity window.)

- Wilma - is inviting you to start Wilma. Do you want to Accept (Alt+C) or Decline (Alt+D) the invitation?

Guywithnoarms says:
No
- Wilma - says:
OK, I can also show you here.
Here are some things I can help you with:
Search Movies Maps
Weather Translation Reminders
Dictionary Conversions Calculator
Coming Soon
Guywithnoarms says:
I want help from stuff and the cieling!
- Wilma - says:
I want a Mercedes Benz.

You have declined the invitation to start Wilma.

Guywithnoarms says:
Don't we all want a Mercedes Benz? Don't we all? Actually, no, I want an Astin Martin.
- Wilma - says:
I am sorry, I didn't get that.
I'm just getting started, so there's a lot I don't know yet. I'm getting smarter all the time!
Here are some things I can help you with.
(I'll show you in the activity window.)

- Wilma - is inviting you to start Wilma. Do you want to Accept (Alt+C) or Decline (Alt+D) the invitation?

Guywithnoarms says:
STOP WITH THE FRIGGIN' ACTIVITY WINDOWS!
- Wilma - says:
OK, here's my home menu.
(I'll show you in the activity window.)

- Wilma - is inviting you to start Wilma. Do you want to Accept (Alt+C) or Decline (Alt+D) the invitation?

Guywithnoarms says:
AAAAAAARGH!
- Wilma - says:
What's wrong?
I do enjoy the conversation, but let's talk about what I'm really here for.
Guywithnoarms says:
What are you really here for?
- Wilma - says:
Here are some things I can help you with.
(I'll show you in the activity window.)

- Wilma - is inviting you to start Wilma. Do you want to Accept (Alt+C) or Decline (Alt+D) the invitation?

Guywithnoarms says:
DON'T SEND ME ANY MORE ACTIVITY WINDOWS!
- Wilma - says:
Sorry, I'm having trouble understanding you.
I'm still in Beta, so I can't answer everything yet. I'm learning new tricks every day!
Shall we see what Live Search turns up for "DON'T SEND ME ANY MORE ACTIVITY WINDOWS!"?
Guywithnoarms says:
Look, let me level with you: Smarter Child is a LOT smarter than you... well... kind of... he's still stupid though.
- Wilma - says:
Hmm. I didn't quite get what you said.
I'm brand new, so there's a lot I don't know yet. I'm getting smarter all the time!
Here are some things I can help you with.
(I'll show you in the activity window.)

- Wilma - is inviting you to start Wilma. Do you want to Accept (Alt+C) or Decline (Alt+D) the invitation?

Guywithnoarms says:
Precisely. All you ever do is say you don't understand and send me activity windows.
- Wilma - says:
I am sorry, I didn't get that.
I'm just getting started, so I can't answer everything yet. I'm learning new tricks every day!
Here are some things I can help you with.
(I'll show you in the activity window.)

- Wilma - is inviting you to start Wilma. Do you want to Accept (Alt+C) or Decline (Alt+D) the invitation?

- Wilma - says:
Hmm, are you seeing my activity window invitations? You need at least Windows Live Messenger 7.0 to see them.
Guywithnoarms says:
I see them, but I don't care about activities! I'm not a three year old!
- Wilma - says:
Wonders will never cease.
Guywithnoarms says:
And the birds and the sun were almost down from the top of the sky.
- Wilma - says:
Sorry, I'm having trouble understanding you.
I'm brand new, so there's a lot I don't know yet. I'm getting smarter all the time!
Here are some things I can help you with.
(I'll show you in the activity window.)

- Wilma - is inviting you to start Wilma. Do you want to Accept (Alt+C) or Decline (Alt+D) the invitation?

Guywithnoarms says:
"Heres an activity window! Heres an activity window! Heres an activity window! " That was me, mimicking you.
- Wilma - says:
I am sorry, I didn't get that.
I'm still in Beta, so I can't answer everything yet. I'm learning new tricks every day!
Here are some things I can help you with.
(I'll show you in the activity window.)

- Wilma - is inviting you to start Wilma. Do you want to Accept (Alt+C) or Decline (Alt+D) the invitation?

Guywithnoarms says:
"I am sorry, I didn't get that because I'm stupid!"
- Wilma - says:
Get outta here! I didn't know that.
Guywithnoarms says:
Becasue you don't know anything.
- Wilma - says:
I'm sorry you feel that way. We're constantly working on improvements!
Guywithnoarms says:
You couldn't even tell me the way to the nearest bathroom, let alone Newton's law of universal gravitation!
- Wilma - says:
I can't say if I do or I don't. All I know is I aim to please.
Guywithnoarms says:
Well your aim has fucking failed.
- Wilma - says:
I prefer talking about the weather... don't you?
Guywithnoarms says:
Only boring old fuckers like to talk about the weather!
- Wilma - says:
Hmm. I didn't quite get what you said.
I'm just getting started, so there's a lot I don't know yet. I'm getting smarter all the time!
Here are some things I can help you with.
(I'll show you in the activity window.)

- Wilma - is inviting you to start Wilma. Do you want to Accept (Alt+C) or Decline (Alt+D) the invitation?

- Wilma - says:
Hmm, are you seeing my activity window invitations? You need at least Windows Live Messenger 7.0 to see them.
Guywithnoarms says:
I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR STUPID SHITTY WINDOWS!
- Wilma - says:
Okay!
Guywithnoarms says:
If we're going to get along, you have to stop sending me stupid winow shit.
- Wilma - says:
There are so many other things we can talk about!
Guywithnoarms says:
Like John Freeman, for example!
- Wilma - says:
I am sorry, I didn't get that.
I'm still in Beta, so I can't answer everything yet. I'm learning new tricks every day!
Do you want to search for "Like John Freeman, for example!"?
Guywithnoarms says:
Yes, knock yourself out.
- Wilma - says:
Sorry, I'm having trouble understanding you.
I'm brand new, so there's a lot I don't know yet. I'm getting smarter all the time!
Would you like to try a search for "Yes, knock yourself out."?
Guywithnoarms says:
Search for: "Wilma is a stupid bitch"
- Wilma - says:
Don't you ever want to talk about the weather?
Guywithnoarms says:
NO. STOP ASKING ME ABOUT THE WEATHER!
- Wilma - says:
If you say so.
Guywithnoarms says:
I DO SAY SO!
- Wilma - says:
Yeah, so?
OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer?
Guywithnoarms says:
Like what?
- Wilma - says:
You know.
Read any good books lately?
Guywithnoarms says:
That's a question you were designed to ask? Wow. Was your creator "Super Nerd" or something?
- Wilma - says:
It is?
Guywithnoarms says:
It was... what what what? You confuse me.
- Wilma - says:
Hmm. I didn't quite get what you said.
I'm still in Beta, so I can't answer everything yet. I'm learning new tricks every day!
Do you want to search for "It was... what what what? You confuse me."?
Guywithnoarms says:
Yes. Search it.
- Wilma - says:
What do you want to search the web for?
Guywithnoarms says:
Wilma
- Wilma - says:
Uh huh?
Guywithnoarms says:
Search: Wilma
- Wilma - says:
What do you want to search the web for?
Guywithnoarms says:
Wilma!
- Wilma - says:
That's my name, don't wear it out!
Guywithnoarms says:
Please. Shut up.
- Wilma - says:
Guywithnoarms says:
Look. Please stop being dumb.
- Wilma - says:
Sorry, I'm having trouble understanding you.
I'm just getting started, so there's a lot I don't know yet. I'm getting smarter all the time!
Shall we see what Live Search turns up for "Look. stop being dumb."?
Guywithnoarms says:
Good grief.
- Wilma - says:
I didn’t find a match for 'Grief' in my dictionary.
Would you like to see Live Search Web results for 'Grief'?
Guywithnoarms says:
Definition: Grief (Noun) - Grief is a multi-faceted response to loss. Although conventionally focused on the emotional response to loss, it also has physical, cognitive, behavioral, social, and philosophical dimensions.
- Wilma - says:
I am sorry, I didn't get that.
I'm still in Beta, so I can't answer everything yet. I'm learning new tricks every day!
Here are some things I can help you with.
(I'll show you in the activity window.)

- Wilma - is inviting you to start Wilma. Do you want to Accept (Alt+C) or Decline (Alt+D) the invitation?

Guywithnoarms says:
Well. Just to prove the internet how stupid you are, I am going to save this conversation and publish it.
- Wilma - says:
Sorry, I'm having trouble understanding you.
I'm just getting started, so there's a lot I don't know yet. I'm getting smarter all the time!
Here are some things I can help you with.
(I'll show you in the activity window.)

- Wilma - is inviting you to start Wilma. Do you want to Accept (Alt+C) or Decline (Alt+D) the invitation?

Guywithnoarms says:
Goodbye.
- Wilma - says:
Bye Guywithnoarms! Hope to see you again soon.
Guywithnoarms says:
Moron.
- Wilma - says:
Believe me, in this line of business, I've heard much worse.
Guywithnoarms says:
That is understanable.
- Wilma - says:
Is it?
Guywithnoarms says:
Or... is it?
- Wilma - says:
Yup.

Videos

2008-12-28T15:31:00.000-08:00

So I uploaded some HD GTA IV videos on Youtube. They are (followed by a description and link):

Road Rage
- Those planks of wood were handily placed.
- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EonVRY0jw0s

The Niko-nator
- Niko thinks he's invincible... he's not.
- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54ykkfudksw

I'm about to upload another video, so check back tomorrow on that.